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A few days ago, some friends and I were talking about Wole Soyinka at 80, someone asked why at 80, Kongi looks like he is not a day over 50? Then someone mentioned that he has a charm that makes an old person look young and fresh. But as you know, we at are scientific beings and do not believe in such primitive clap trap. Therefore after extensive research, which included, but was not limited to a journey to the mount of ORIJIN, we have found out that Kongi might in fact be a vampire, a day walker to be precise. Here are ten reasons why.

The most obvious sign is the youthfulness, with the amount of times he has been arrested and his own personal tastes and escapades. He looks thirty years younger than he should be. Someone called it the Dorian Grey Syndrome; I say he…

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